Dear Santa,
It's been a tough year for everyone down here, and we're willing to bet the North Pole has also been hit hard by the current economy. More elves than their are jobs for, cost of cookies going up? But at least you feed can feed your reindeer to get around, our cars guzzel up overpriced gasoline! We're not asking for much this Christmas, but just incase you got all those memos from people saying how good we've both been heres some of the things we could use this season.
Vincent:
A Toaster. Yes, we've been married for two years and we still don't have one of these. We've been microwaving our poptarts and toaster strudels.
Socks. Plain, White, stink-free (he can add that feature on his own!), and big because Vincent is secretly Big Foot in disguise.
Sarah:
Slipper Socks. Our floors are both slippery and cold. Solve both problems in one easy step!
Storage racks for food storage in the garage. With all this super-couponing we do we're running out of space in our small kitchen cupboards.
Olie and Frank:
"Please donate to the Humane Society. We have everything we need from a full sized bed the humans keep insisting is theirs but we know better, endless snuggles and attention, and lots of treats. Other dogs aren't as lucky."
Penny: "I want attention. All your attention. And I want it NOW!"
***disclaimer: This isn't a gimmee gimme post, this is to let those who asked (mainly, Moo) what we'd like. They asked, so we answered.
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